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Philly is gonna kick ass in this league. First, check out the team name. Philadelphia Killa Watts is way more badass than LA Nightlight. Second, this shithole of a city, as a direct result of its shittiness, has begotten a roster of taserers and taserees that just might be the start of a dynasty. God knows we need some good news in sport. That's all for now; I'm off to do finger exercises to prep for a tryout with the local Russian Roulette League. A spot on the roster just opened up.
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i think they should feed the players viagra, inject them with truth serum, and intrude seizure causing sonic interference...then you'd have a game
i like the knock-off karl orff music though
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i hear you saul.
i forgot to say, that guy lives on everybody's block and everybody hates him
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It's nothing personal T; I like reading people pissed off, excited and talking about their life in broad strokes. But just as many testimonials are positive. Focus on the negative b/c there's no room for interest, renovation or imagination in pretending everything is great as is.
No one expects the city on the hill, but dissatisfaction is the the closest we have to dissent in urban Americana.
"I hate this" is as close as the average person gets to saying, "maybe this all is a bad idea"
…It's nothing personal T; I like reading people pissed off, excited and talking about their life in broad strokes. But just as many testimonials are positive. Focus on the negative b/c there's no room for interest, renovation or imagination in pretending everything is great as is.
No one expects the city on the hill, but dissatisfaction is the the closest we have to dissent in urban Americana.
"I hate this" is as close as the average person gets to saying, "maybe this all is a bad idea"
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worst thing about philly? everybody has a stick and they take it out and whale away on themselves --just for fun.
best thing?: a whole lot of stuff
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"City of Brotherly Hate and Sisterly Non-Affection" takes us to furrows, topography of a "life" in a monoculture humanity.
it's a fucking clusterfuck and it's just a microcosm
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What's pretty about these?
Philly Sucks emails are pure,
"Fuck you, Philly"
and fuck the people that hate philly.
Fuck Everyone.
Especially you.
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PrettyUgly: Philadelphia Gallery
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UP TO 12 DRINKS
PLUS BABES?
WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD MY APPLICATION
you also get to wear a bowtie and an iridescent red vest and get to have women look at you as if they care what you are saying
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what you get:
-12 (!) drinks
-mingle with models
-donate to The Nature Conservancy
what you get:
one way ticket to douchebaggery
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The Disneyland imaginary is neither true or false: it is a deterrence machine set up in order to rejuvenate in reverse the fiction of the real. Whence the debility, the infantile degeneration of this imaginary. It's meant to be an infantile world, in order to make us believe that the adults are elsewhere, in the "real" world, and to conceal the fact that real childishness is everywhere, particularly among those adults who go there to act the child in order to foster illusion of their real childishness.
…The Disneyland imaginary is neither true or false: it is a deterrence machine set up in order to rejuvenate in reverse the fiction of the real. Whence the debility, the infantile degeneration of this imaginary. It's meant to be an infantile world, in order to make us believe that the adults are elsewhere, in the "real" world, and to conceal the fact that real childishness is everywhere, particularly among those adults who go there to act the child in order to foster illusion of their real childishness.
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