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FAMOUS CONSERVATIVE CHILDREN TORTURING ANIMALS FOR UNCLEAR REASONS??? THE NIGHTMARE HAS BECOME REALITY

sick of sick of stimulus

sick of arch over-coached little girl knees and hipster-douche-besuited gunman

i've used some of these very moves when traversing the shit-caked, junkie-strewn wasteland of east kensington on my way to philly fight factory

arched feet/arced energy

BUT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT BETTER w/ A MICHAEL DOUGLAS APPEARANCE

Not Safe For Work
Not Safe For Home
Not Safe For Bolt Bus
Not Safe For First Date
Not Safe For Social Worker Making Home Visit
Not Safe
Not Safe
Not Safe

when I am trapped in a car or train & look out the window, I imagine some kind of animal, usually not a tiger, but a predator, running alongside. Dodging the terrain as it blurs by. I can usually keep pretty good track of it, because no one talks to me on public transportation.

per Jon Stewart: you know what happens when you shoot yourself with gasoline? Nothing! You smell like gas for a few days. What's wrong with you?

much scarier than the hunger games

and then there's the santorum for prez kicker

run for your lives!!!