Loving Jesus "...They take bridal theology further than other Christians by encouraging members to imagine that Jesus is having sex with them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are told to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus (male homosexuality is an offense warranting excommunication)."
"(Jesus speaking:) I am really there fucking you, and I really do fill your body with My penis and My seeds. I let you experience this and I have manifested Myself to you in this physical reaction that you've felt in your body."Show Less
how much less sexy can we make home-faux-environmentalism?
"we use a custom mix of my husband's semen and dried blood instead of wasteful disposable products. We ferment the batch for a week and then fill up all the kids markers and such and pens for our own use...
The ink comes out a lovely beige color."Show Less