Sebastien Trainor posted
"Mermaids are everywhere, even in public pools. But remember, the problem with pool sex is the chlorinated water rushing in and out of your lady, which can cause damage and infection. A good alternative is oral sex. Have your amphibious lover fin her way to the side of the pool while you do the backstroke beside her. Before you know it, you'll be hollering "shiver me timbers!""
Sebastien Trainor posted
"And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, / And been bow'd to the earth by its fury; / To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd / Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury - / Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime, / The regrets of remembrance to cozen, / And having obtained a New Trial of Time, / Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen. ~Thomas Hood"
