Fred Durst’s January 12 post, rearranged for subtext, PART 1:
All sit making Fred heavy.
I been into Bullocks, getting Hard forefront and juicing. (a routine baggage dive.) next, The challenging level, like all the way excited…MORE effort, significant comes.
on to my genuine personal cleanse results: flowing green weights, feeling warm, revealing something internally yucky. that’s better.
Well I’m funny. let us say I’m very talented. Replied to Mathew, about ways one writer is without much lyrics. (“That’s cardio!”) guess the diet is in fulfillment.
turned Carlson in. (definitely a spy.)
…Fred Durst’s January 12 post, rearranged for subtext, PART 1:
All sit making Fred heavy.
I been into Bullocks, getting Hard forefront and juicing. (a routine baggage dive.) next, The challenging level, like all the way excited…MORE effort, significant comes.
on to my genuine personal cleanse results: flowing green weights, feeling warm, revealing something internally yucky. that’s better.
Well I’m funny. let us say I’m very talented. Replied to Mathew, about ways one writer is without much lyrics. (“That’s cardio!”) guess the diet is in fulfillment.
turned Carlson in. (definitely a spy.)
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Fred Durst’s January 12 post, rearranged for subtext, PART 2:
Hola, CBS! now proofread, keep up with this thing. I seen script, “So you’re definitely this has been.” I’m sure So and So and So are excited—“your life inspired some classic thoughts”:
“but as of yet we are for any lights to…to….to…to…to…”
“but I’m a…haven’t…an…of…by…”
I’m discouraged.
…Fred Durst’s January 12 post, rearranged for subtext, PART 2:
Hola, CBS! now proofread, keep up with this thing. I seen script, “So you’re definitely this has been.” I’m sure So and So and So are excited—“your life inspired some classic thoughts”:
“but as of yet we are for any lights to…to….to…to…to…”
“but I’m a…haven’t…an…of…by…”
I’m discouraged.
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Fred Durst’s January 12 post, rearranged for subtext, PART 3:
see, that’s why I diet. haven’t the least adjusted 2 the lbs behind me, any that I know of. I am trying on this confidence. interested to having you in Monday, If you…I…We…(it’s going around, with My lugging anything.)
the means are very clear: must have own ups to say, “and…post.”
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there's a passive aggression in the "willingly destabilized myself from the narrative" thing you've got going on, Cal. Positioning yourself for such an attack, methinks. I don't know y I'm defending Q (probs cuz he didn't hate on me for once) but there it is.
Also, ditto* on the Bon Iver dark times.
*see above posts for further ditto images.
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1. STOP CRYING AND TURN ON YR WEBCAM
2. REFRAIN FROM TITLING POSTS WITH ALLUSIONS TO BON IVER. IT TAKES ME BACK TO A *VERY DARK TIME.
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NAW CAL, I WAS TEH ONE DRINKING DIETSODA AND CHERRY VODKA. AND I LOVE THE WAY YR DESTABILIZING CAUSALITY, SYMBOLOLOGY, AND CONSTRUCTION, BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO "GRAPPLE" WITH YOU YOU HAVE TO DO TWO THINGS:
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As the author of this post, I (“CAL”) willingly destabilized myself from primacy in the narrative and yielded the floor to “You.” Probably it was foolish of me to hope for an analysis from a variety of perspectives to create a multifaceted interpretation of what you were seeing, rather than a quick kiss-off. It would have been interesting (and maybe even a little sexy) to see you grapple for a millisecond with two or more interpretations, especially if they conflicted with one another. Oh well. Back to the bottle.
…As the author of this post, I (“CAL”) willingly destabilized myself from primacy in the narrative and yielded the floor to “You.” Probably it was foolish of me to hope for an analysis from a variety of perspectives to create a multifaceted interpretation of what you were seeing, rather than a quick kiss-off. It would have been interesting (and maybe even a little sexy) to see you grapple for a millisecond with two or more interpretations, especially if they conflicted with one another. Oh well. Back to the bottle.
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It’s rum and Snapple, BTW.
When you say “SEW SENTIMENTAL, CAL,” two things are clear: 1.) that you believe it must be possible, between these two “mashed-up” videos, to establish a system of homogeneous relations—a network of causality that makes it possible to draw relations of analogy that show how they symbolise one another, or how they all express one and the same central core; and 2.) that by lashing out at CAL you have intended to wound a separate, singular, and coherent entity rather than a fictional construct. Well, you are wrong on #1, and misguided on #2.
It’s rum and Snapple, BTW.
When you say “SEW SENTIMENTAL, CAL,” two things are clear: 1.) that you believe it must be possible, between these two “mashed-up” videos, to establish a system of homogeneous relations—a network of causality that makes it possible to draw relations of analogy that show how they symbolise one another, or how they all express one and the same central core; and 2.) that by lashing out at CAL you have intended to wound a separate, singular, and coherent entity rather than a fictional construct. Well, you are wrong on #1, and misguided on #2.
*BLINKS TWICE, SHUDDERS, GOES BACK TO CUTTING OUT PICTURES OF ROBERT PATTINSON FROM TEENMAGAZINES
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*stares out of the window of this cafe for twenty minutes, nothing playing in his earbuds, looking people in the eye as they walk by
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yeah, this clearly adds nothing to the conversation about where we locate the soul on the internet.
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*WIPES TEAR, DRINKS SIP OF DIET PEPSI WITH CHERRY VODKA
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SEW SENTIMENTAL, CAL
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