This brought me back to this, from a few days ago: http://gawker.com/5912665/gone-and-back-tom-cruises-couch+jumping-remembered
Show LessSo there is actually is chance that I might sit in some lounge-area in SFO airport. I am complete...and the mere prospect of that chance based on an algorithim.
Show Lessmaybe the meaning of life was 42 points of Klout.
Actually I really hate this idea. If anyone approaches me expecting things because of this bullshit, I reserve the right to tear out their throats.
What the fuck won't we quantify?
Show LessAS LONG AS YR PROFILE PICTURE IS JUST THOSE ABS, THERE'S A SHOT
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